St. Ignatius's The Eye: Volume LXXIX Number II

Senior year is here, rejoice and be glad. Tests are taken and applications are in. Don’t care about class? Neither do your teachers. What will you do now? Stamps? Cards? Food? NAY! You finally have time for girls! But you don’t know how to hunt this unattainable gorgon? No worries, with some advice from friendly fashion experts Scott Rainsburger and Matt Lobe, I have compiled some essential pieces to start your non-existent wardrobe:

1. Car: While Lobe’s X-Terra is cool, sexy, and ideal, any lemon of the month can, on occasion, incur sympathy love from the ladies.
2. Cell Phone: It’s the only way to find plans on the road after the game. However, realize, if funds are limited, Mom’s cell works too.
3. Hat: Broken in and comfortable. Does it look good? Doesn’t matter, neither does your hair.
4. Shirt: This part is flexible; consider popular college tee’s, school shirts, a zesty polo, or old hooded sweatshirt.
5. Pants: Jeans are classic, but if you own Abercrombie’s version of the khaki, rock those to change it up.
6. Coat: Letter jacket or slim raincoat always looks good, but nothing can outperform Ignatius’ own Northface.
7. Shoes: Why spend money, Doc’s will do. New Balance is ridiculously comfortable.
8. Miscellaneous: Corduroy back pack… GOTTA LOVE IT! Only way to transport your books… Yeah, rrrrrrrright…

Unfortunately we are not all as suave as lady-killer Sean McPhillips, but hopefully with this advice you fare better than the rest of us on the “Eiffel Tower.”