By Matt Lobe | 
Matt Lobe flaunting his muscles
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Wednesday nights will never be
the same. At least until the fall
of ‘04 they won’t. The FOX 9:00
PM spot on Wednesday nights
no longer rocks the mic right as
it did with the first season of the
O.C. It’s over. It’s completely
over. Ever since the O.C. ended,
so has my life. What am I living
for? I really don’t know. Okay,
so there is at least something on
TV to look forward to this
summer besides the Bachelorette
(which will be tiiiiigghhht). The 9
spot will be filled with the hot
new show, The North Shore.
Some claim it to be another 90210
spin off, set in a place that appeals
to those wishing to escape the
dismal realities of this pathetic
place they like to call Cleveland.
Others argue that it is just another
jaded show featuring goodlooking
college graduates acting
as high school seniors. Some
radicals even have the audacity
to ask, how long can a show go
on when in three years the
majority of the cast will qualify
for social security? But to me,
I don’t believe in something like
that. It’s going to be sick! The
North Shore hits the TV scene
in early June, and it will extend
throughout the summer. The
show is set in Hawaii, is
roughly based on high school
students’ jobs at a hotel, and
their interactions not only with
each other, but also with the
guests. The North Shore is
sure to be filled with drama, so
don’t fight it when you’re
sucked into the undertow.
You’ll begin to drown into a
fake reality that will satisfy all
of your fantasies. To me, it’s
going to be all right. You know,
nothing redonkulous, but
obviously something to fill that
9 o’clock hot spot. I’ll be
watching. I’ll probably end up
watching religiously, much like
80% of television shows aired
in the past 5 seasons. Its pretty
much going to be a girl oriented
TV show. You should watch it,
because it offers many
benefits for you that you may
not realize. It’s a great topic of
conversation with chicks, and
if you work it right, it will lead
to bigger and better things. You
can see how a situation goes
down on The North Shore of
Hawaii, and then when you
face a similar situation, you can
act accordingly. It’s just ill, dog.
So, watch it. If you don’t watch
it, I don’t really care. It’s your
loss, not mine. Make fun of me
for it, I don’t care. But don’t
hate when your girlfriend starts
to like me. Peace. |
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