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Well it’s almost summertime.
Can you feel it? While it means
an end to the monotony of our
daily schedule and our escape to
summer, it also means the end of
some of our favorite TV shows
as programming excitement
gives way to guitars, cargo
shorts, and bonfires on the beach
and television interests become
focused on the daily dose of
Sports Center and midnight
airings of Chapelle’s Show. 2004
brought a monumental end to the
television season, leaving us
hanging on in anticipation of next
fall or bringing an end to some
legendary favorites. So here they
are, the big farewells of 2004.
The O.C.
Gaining immense popularity this
school year, the acting
challenged, college aged cast of
the O.C. beckoned us back week
after week as the vague
resemblance of a plot twisted
beyond anything comprehendible.
The season finale, a
disappointment to many die-hard
fans, featured the union of Caleb
and Julie Cooper, the discovery
of the dire financial situation of
Caleb, the departure of Ryan
Atwood with Theresa, pregnant
with a child that might be Ryan’s,
an emotional outburst from the
“25 year old should be starting a
family in real life” hearthrob Seth
Cohen who plans to travel to
Tahiti in 42 days on a miniature
pontoon sailing boat without
supplies, as well as a host of
other unimaginable plot twists.
Yet, we remain supremely
entertained by the primetime soap
opera and the lure of California
life and simply can’t wait to fill
our Wednesday slot again.
What will happen next year?
Who knows, maybe Ryan will
hookup with Summer and
Marissa with Seth and Caleb
will marry Kirsten. Or is that
his daughter? Who knows
anymore.
Friends
Well, after a decade, the
Friends phenomenon has
finally come to an end—a good
thing too because, as
evidenced by the finale,
mediocrity had become the
standard.
Rachel stayed with Ross.
Monica and Chandler got two
babies not one. Epitomizing the
10-year smash series itself,
there was nothing daring,
outrageous or drop-jaw
spectacular about the series
finale. Instead, the finale
offered a series of hackneyed
events including the everpopular
airport venture to win
a lover over, the birth of
children, and the obligatory
Frasier
One of my personal favorites,
the sharp and witty show ended
this year true to form, saying
goodbye in style. The ending
was somewhat predictable, but
hey, that didn’t ruin the Passion
of the Christ. Longtime
Frasier watchers knew what
was to come when the Crane
Brothers volunteered to
arrange the wedding of their
father. Naturally, an absurdly
elaborate plan was concocted
(boasting Chinese acrobats, a
gospel choir and an antique
cannon) and destined to lead to
a ruinous series of slapstick
events. Most appropriately,
Eddie, Martin’s dog, swallowed
the rings, bringing the characters
to the office of a novice
veterinarian, which then became
the site of the birth of Niles and
Daphne’s son and Martin and
Ronee’s wedding ceremony.
Consummating the use of
intelligent innuendo throughout
the show, Frasier said goodbye
in fashion reciting a Tennyson
quote, “It may be that the gulfs
will wash us down; It may be
we shall touch the Happy Isles, And see the great Achilles
whom we knew, and added a heartfelt admonition that the
things we regret most are those
we did not do.” Undoubtedly,
Frasier wins best finale of the
year.
TheBachelor
Thankfully, I was fortunate
enough to miss this
embarrassment. Hopefully, you
didn’t watch either. Was true
love found? Who knows. But
you know, the last three
relationships didn’t last and I find
it hard to believe that this Jessica
girl is going to make it through a
winter of watching Jesse Palmer
chilling on the sidelines with his
clipboard in hand simultaneously
trying to endure the chill of -35º
F Temperatures, piercing winds,
and swirling snow flurries at the
Giants’ Meadowlands home.
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